Being Anna Kournikova must suck. Well not entirely, I mean you do get the money for being Anna Kournikova and you would be blessed with good looks and goldilocks. And seriously what higher purpose in life is there than having endorsements, modeling, being goodlooking and playing some nice tennis on the side? Oh yah then there is boyfriend / husband / fiancee and whatever else Enrique Iglesias has been called. Imagine my surprise while I was scouring for Anna Kournikova news only to find an article that says that Anna Kournikova got married to Enrique Iglesias.
The thought process was something like this:
“Wait? What? Didn’t the two of them got married six years ago, got divorced twice, back together three times and have 8 babies, which by the way aren’t necessarily Anna’s since Enrique ***** anything that moves?”
But apparently Enrique said it out loud on stage during one of his performances.
But again it must suck to be Anna Kournikova. Always with the gossips, always the weirdos trying get into your personal life and always the fans who take it too far. Ho, wait…did I just describe myself? Hmm…well who else would scour the internet looking for Anna Kournikova in the middle of the night? Nevermind…enjoy the pics and if you can handle it listen to how Enrique Iglesias calls a random Anna his wife on stage.
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